Posted by
NOSTRADAMUSLIVES on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:14:49 AM
Here are my predictions:
1) The press will give Obama FREE REIGN over his entire Presidency unless an Alien bursts out of his chest, and runs amok attacking Journalists while repeating "change, change, change", at which point they will "blame" the Republicians (and Sarah Palin espically).
2) Two of Obama's main Campaign "engineers" disappear along with several other prominent Campaign workers - under mysterous circumstances (as they know too much) thereby confirming that Politics still exist (to quote Sir Sean Connery in the Untouchables)..."the Chicago way".
3) All of Obama's past EXTREMIST "relationships" will have "permanent hall passes" to the White House (i.e. Ayers, Resko, Flarrety, Nation of Islam, etc.) along with the "Presidential Pardon" otherwise known as "get out of any Jail free cards".
4) Obama will want to visit all "58 states", to which he stated such a number during the Campaign not once but twice - incorrectly of course, and when told there are "not 58 states" he will issue a "Presidential Executive order" adding Kenya, Cuba, North Korea, and Iran to the United States so that he can be "closer" to those he wants to sit down with without preconditions - thereby getting a total of 58 States and reminding everyone of "change".
5) Sometime during a press conference, where Obama gets more softballs than a Sporting Goods Store, in year 3 of his adminsitration Obama is asked a hard question of "do you feel guilty that you got elected Presdient 3 years ago and you have yet to keep your promises on ONE issue?". In response Obama plays the "Presidential Race Card" resulting in the Secret Service pulling the Journalist out of their chair - never to be seen from again. To the stunned Journalist in the room Obama turns to the camera and says "we were just reinacting events that actually took place in the South in 1948 - now go back to watching Saturday Night Live as there is a "new" Bush/Palin BASHING skit that you don't want to miss".
6) Everyone ever employed with the Clinton WhiteHouse, except Hillary and Bill, will be rehired by Obama. In response to the "what happened to the change?" Obama responds "do I look like all the other Presidents on the dollar bill?". Also Obama hires Monica Lewinsky to guard the enterance to the Oval Office in case Hillary goes "Rogue" and has "flashbacks" of "entitlement".
7) Obama's Aunt wins her "stay", which a Federal Judge ordered her deported years ago and she is in fact an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT that has been receiving BENEFITS that are only supposed to go to those who are here LEGALLY, at which point the Judge states that "this has nothing to do with President Obama" as he holds up a leather bounded book and waives it in the air while saying "this is the book that I abide by - my sworn oath!". Unfortunately, during the waiving the book feel to the floor revealing a magazine from "Jet" entitled "an Idiot's Guide to Freeing Obama's Aunt from Imperialist Goverment's Immigration Rules" - when you are the Aunt of the President the only Rules that apply are "the Golden Rule" which he "he who has, or controls, the Gold...rules".
8) MSNBC will announce that their "Anchor" was in fact am inflatable BLOWUP DOLL, aka: Keith, with the insides being controlled by a Japaneese Robot that had software programmed from Communist China so that they could assess the American Liberal Marketplace without any restrictions and/or being suspected of being a Robot. However while the "Anchor" was recharging, in the NBC/ABC/CBS/CNN lunch room, an ad for Fox News came on featuring O'Reilly at which point the Robot short fused and the cover was blown.
9) Obama will have to face a REAL crisis when those 40 MILLION students, who initially believed in him, have now realized that they were PLAYED. They focus all of their talents (i.e. internet, gameboys, Xbox360, PS3, Nintendo, Ipods, etc.) into getting Obama Impeached until the "community organizers", in the middle of the night, visit them and get them to change their minds. When one student attempted to stand up he was immediatley assaulted by 7,000 "out of state paid organizers" who were paid "per hit" thus resulting in SEVERE damage being done to that student. Of course all of the other students "fell into place" and followed the organizers whereever they went just like lemmings.
10) Obama will NOT wear the Flag pin, OR salute the Flag, OR say the Pledge of Allegiance. This will cause a "chill" all across our Nation and even into our class rooms where even "little susie", a brilliant 7 year old who attends public schools (not like the Presidents kids who are "PrivateSchools-R-Us"), to REFUSE to allow another child's parent to use her Social Security Number to get a job, a major credit card, buy a house, receive benefits, etc. Just as "little Susie", and her shocked Parents, being to complain they are called "racists" and then they go off crying to their home where they will sit and suffer watching CBS,NBC,ABC,CNN, etc. all blame everything on Bush, Sarah Palin, the South, Christains, Jewish People, Conservatives, White People, etc.
ONLY IN AMERICA my friends....
Nuff said.
Nostradamuslives by JEFF SCHREMBS
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